Fallout Jokes

Fallout jokes have been a popular source of entertainment for fans of the post-apocalyptic franchise. These jokes range from dark and satirical to light-hearted and silly, often poking fun at the game's characters, settings, and gameplay mechanics.

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Some Fallout jokes have even become memes that continue to circulate online among the gaming community, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc. In this article, we'll check out some Fallout jokes that will hopefully make you laugh. Now, before diving in, I think it's important to mention that I didn't come up with these jokes. A synth did. I kid you not! I used Ch^tGPT and I'm quite impressed with the results, as I'm sure you will be too. Without further ado...

Jokes about Fallout

  1. Why did the Brahmin go to space?
    To see the mooooon!

  2. Why did the Super Mutant break up with his girlfriend?
    She couldn't handle his rads.

  3. Why did the Deathclaw cross the road?
    To get to the other Vault!

  4. How does a Super Mutant clean his home?
    With a Super Sweeper.

  5. Why don't ghouls need to use toothpaste?
    Because their teeth are already glowing white.

  6. What do you call a group of Vault Dwellers on a road trip?
    A Fallout Caravan.

  7. How does a Super Mutant order his coffee?
    "I'd like a large, with extra mutagen."

  8. Why do Radroaches make bad pets?
    They always bug you.

  9. Why did the raider cross the road?
    To get to the other chems.

  10. What do you call a group of Deathclaws playing poker?
    A High-Stakes Hive!

  11. How do you get a Super Mutant to laugh?
    Tell him a joke and then shoot him in the head.

  12. Why did the Ghoul break up with his girlfriend?
    She just didn't have enough radiation for him.

  13. How many wastelanders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None, they're too busy trying to survive to worry about lighting.

  14. What did the Enclave officer say to the Ghoul?
    "I don't mean to be rude, but you're a bit of a radiation hazard."

  15. What do you get when you cross a Deathclaw and a Yao Guai?
    The fastest way to an early grave.

  16. Why did the Vault Dweller go to the bar alone?
    Because he couldn't find his companion.

  17. What's the difference between a Ghoul and a zombie?
    A Ghoul is just a zombie who's been around long enough to get some personality.

  18. How do you know if someone is a Brotherhood of Steel member?
    Don't worry, they'll tell you.

  19. What do you call a Ghoul's wife?
    His glowing bride.

  20. Why don't ghouls ever get sick?
    Because they're already dead...

  21. What do you call a Deathclaw that can't fight?
    A Wimpclaw!

  22. How many Brotherhood of Steel members does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they'll just use a plasma rifle to light the room.

  23. How does a Ghoul freshen its breath?
    With Radiation mints!

  24. Why did the Deathclaw go to college?
    To get his degree in clawculus.

  25. Why did the Ghoul break up with his girlfriend?
    Because she said he was too dead inside.

  26. Why did the Brotherhood of Steel join Tinder?
    To find a suit-able match.

  27. How many Super Mutants does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they prefer the darkness.

  28. Why did the Nuka-Cola addict go to the doctor?
    Because he was feeling a little irradiated.

  29. What did the Lone Wanderer say when he walked into a bar?
    "I'm here for a drink and some RadAway."

  30. Why did the Vault Dweller get lost?
    Because he was following a glitched Pip-Boy.

  31. Why did the Sole Survivor visit the Super Duper Mart?
    Because he heard they had a sale on Mini Nukes.

  32. What do you call a group of ghouls who love to dance?
    A rad party.

  33. Why did the Super Mutant break up with his girlfriend?
    She just didn't have the brains he was looking for.

  34. What do you call a group of Brotherhood of Steel knights on a mission?
    A power trip.

  35. Why did the Ghoul go to the bar?
    To get a shot of radiation!

  36. How many caps does it cost to get into a casino in New Vegas?
    It depends on your luck.

  37. What do you get when you cross a Ghoul and a Brahmin?
    A Radsteak!

  38. What's the difference between a Super Mutant and a Brahmin?
    One's a mutated creature that's big and ugly, and the other one's a Super Mutant.

  39. What do you call a Ghoul who tells jokes?
    A pun-rotted corpse!

  40. How many Brotherhood of Steel soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they just hoard the technology.

  41. What did the Lone Wanderer say when they found out their dad was Liam Neeson?
    "I have a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career in the Wasteland..."

  42. How do you know if someone's a synth?
    They didn't get most of these jokes. ^^^

 

That's it! I hope you liked these Fallout jokes as much as I do. Whether you're a die-hard fan of the series or a casual gamer, I believe there's something for everyone in here. From poking fun at the game's quirks and glitches to satirizing its themes of survival and destruction, Fallout jokes offer a unique perspective on one of the most iconic video game franchises of all time.

So next time you're wandering the Wasteland, take a moment to appreciate the humor and absurdity of it all – and maybe even crack a joke or two yourself. Did you like this article? Please take a moment to share it with a friend or in a Facebook group. Thank you!

 

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